Huwebes, Setyembre 1, 2011

Nadya Suleman Wins a Celebrity Boxing Match

Octomom Nadya Suleman has been in the news for all the wrong reasons. It looks like one of her many money making ventures has finally succeeded and her win in the Celebrity Boxing Federation hosted match will bring home a much needed paycheck. This is a paycheck that may last only a week because she decided to have child after child that she cannot afford. The state will eventually have to raise these children and the doctor who approved this procedure should be executed. He has ruined several children’s’ lives.

Beating Striphouse Bartender

Nadya Suleman and her brood of 14 children have been thrown out of their rental apartment after talks with foreclosure attorneys fell through. She has been trying to find ways of making money to feed her children and keep her head afloat ever since.

Living in Fantasy Land

Foreclosure attorneys and foreclosure proceedings became a part of her life after she stopped making payments on her home since she just wasn’t making any money. What followed was attempt after attempt to mint the moolah by holding a yard sale, a car wash, and even offers to star in adult movies. No one knows why she chose to have so many children.

Call a Social Worker

While none of these attempts managed to keep foreclosure attorneys at bay, she has finally stumbled upon a new way to make some money. With celebrity boxing wearing oversize cartoon like gloves, she seems to have found her niche. The match was held in Fort Lauderdale, Miami and pitted Nadya Suleman against the bartender from a local strip club. She won a split decision based on three one minute long rounds. Though it is unsure what she made out of the match, hopefully it will be enough money to keep her children fed and taken care of for some time. Most likely it will not.

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